THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY

Today is the Friday before the big holiday weekend. The first official holiday of the summer season, MEMORIAL DAY. Also today begins our off at 1 on Fridays for the summer. Oh Happy Day! Nothing much is going on here. After work, my co-workers and I are going to the movies to see Shrek the Third. How Gay. BUt, so are they. We were supposed to be seeing Spiderman 3 but it starts at 1. Shrek starts at 1:30 and I guess they just want to be doing something. This should be fun? Get this. Brian wants us to ride in his Jeep. Not a Cherokee or Escalade, Land or Range Rover, but a fucking Jeep. Just like you see in the outback riding all over those bumpy roads with mud splashed up on the sides and shit. Top off too. What makes him think I want to climb my fat ass up in that thing and be all scrunched up with my knees and everything else in my chest. Two other people are going with us. Darcy and Wanda. Darcy is 6 feet tall so where do you think he's going to sit. In the fuckin' front right. That means they expect my fat ass to sit in the back. There is no room in those things at all. The two front seats are all the way in the back. I guess if I ride with them, I'll have a story come Tuesday morning. Yes, Tuesday, because we're off on Monday. So, until then.