Lori's off today

I was happy to come in this morning to find that Lori was in the Rehobeth office today. Our agency has offices in all 3 counties of Delaware. Lori is my bi-polar manic depressive supervisor who gets on eveyone's nerves. No lori means play all day but be prepared when the bitch returns. Someone made the comment that she'll have her whip out tomorrow. SHe loves to rain on someone's parade. No worse than that, she loves to rain on someone's cookout. You know everybody hates a rained out cookout. She is so miserable. Probably because she gets no dick or pussy or whatever she wants. She sits in her office, in the dark surfing the internet all day looking for shopping deals. When she can't get any discounts online, she goes off. (I'm not sure if that's what it is but that's how it seems.) When her lazy ass finally surfaces, its only to tell someone what to do. Who the hell made her superisor. She doesn't have a leadership bone in her body. One of my former co-workers used to say, "She is the laziest bitch in captivity." And its true. Don't get me wrong about Lori, she comes up with good ideas when forced to. She is a team player if there was an "I" in team. And she likes to hoard food. We work for a non-profit agency that services people with HIV/AIDS. We have monthly events for clients and she is always the keeper of the food. If there is anything left over, she wants to wrap it up and save it for another event like its her money being spent. She has a whole bunch of cookies and chips and juice and shit stored behind the chair in her office. She hoards paper towels, paper plates, cups etc. What the fuck is her problem? Now yesterday, I heard she made a comment out the blue about people eating chips out of the food closet. We have a food closet where we provide food for clients on a monthly basis. The food comes for the Delaware food bank and we get grants to pay for it. When the deliver food, they always bring an abundance of chips from Herr's. Herr's seems to donate the chips that don't sell or nobody wants like ketchup chips to the food bank. The food bank in turn gives them away free to the agencies that purchase food. So every month we'll have like 25 boxes of chips. Lori's comment was, "I think JOhn (our executive director whom you'll hear about too) would want us giving those chips to the clients instead of the employees thinking the can just go in there and eat the chips." FIRST OF ALL, WHO THE FUCK WANTS KETCHUP CHIPS OR SOME BULLSHIT ASS JALAPENO KETTLE CHIPS? Like I said, they give us the bullshit no one else buys. The clients, as needy as some of them are don't even want the chips. The last thing I'll say about her because I have to save some for future blogs is, she's always talking about she's a vegeterian and she's on a diet and this and that. She hasn't lost any weight in the 2 years that I've been here. She has one of those Relacore bellys and butts. You know the comercial that says stress causes weight around your belly and bottom. She looks like she's six months pregnant and has never given birth. Anyway, she's always eating healthy and talking about shopping at Trader Joe's but I think when she gets home, she gorges herself. Any time we have anything with meat, she'll say, "Oh I can eat chicken." I've seen this bitch eat more than chicken. She's full of shit.