Is This Bitch Serious?

THIS BITCH IS ON MY FUCKIN NERVES TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never met a lazier bitch in my life. Always passing the buck. Its like, "Bitch, you're the supervisor. Stop passing work off." I just think she's trying to get under my skin today and she's doing a good job. I can't even put in to words how bad she has pissed me off today. If I didn't need my job, I'd probably be catching a case today. Anyway, this greedy ass on a work diet ass bitch was in the kitchen during our lunch break trying to engage me in conversation because she knows I'm not fucking with her today. She knows when she has gotten on my bad side but continues to talk to me. I just look at her like she's stupid. Anyway, James our volunteer had Butterfingers and Twix in his lunch bag. He passed one out to me and 2 of my other co-workers. THis bitch was like,"When you offer something to one person in the room, you should offer to everyone." I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET BITCH. We all gave her that look. She was like, "I can have one little piece of candy." THAT'S WHY YA BIG ASS AIN'T LOSIN NO WEIGHT BITCH. I'm sure she went in her office and added that Twix to the collection of shit she has hidden in her stash that she's not supposed to be eating.