Ever Been Corrected By Someone Who Can't Speak English?

Well I have and am constantly by a mutherfucker who speaks English as a second language. Our assistant supervisor Jose (You already know where I'm going with this) constantly tries to correct people's grammer and writing style and can't speak a fucking lick of English. He's from Columbia, how you gon' fuckin correct anybody when you don't even know when to use he or him. And you always mix up he and she. He is always she. And you wanna correct me? Yeah fuckin right. Yesterday we had a case management meeting and we were talking about a issue with our housing program. The program has lost over $180,000.00 in funding for this year. The budget WAS $250,000.00.
So the problem is we need to help our client's find other affordable housing opportunities and QUICK. So I composed a letter and mailed it to everyone I have in the program. (I'm trying to be proactive so they won't be in the street.) The program on the other hand has not informed these client's that they will soon lose their precious housing subsidy. Anyway, I thought the letter I composed was great and very imformative. So did everyone else. So much so that they all asked if they could use my letter as a template. Jose, out of all people started marking my letter up talking about it was unclear. Of course its unclear for someone who can't speak or write English. He obviously can't read it either. So I said, "I see you're making changes to my letter, make sure you put those changes in your letter because mine is fine." I went on to say, "You're always tring to correct somebody and can't speak or write a lick of English. You sure got some nerve." Everyone in the meeting fell out laughing because they know its true. I said, "The next time you send an email, I'm going to edit it and send it back to you so you can see how much you need to be corrected." Motherfucker!!!!!